Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Too Much Coffee?


There are days when I drink one too many cups of coffee.

2 Cups: I check for neighborhood kids before backing out of the driveway.
4 Cups: I announce to the neighborhood children that I am getting ready to leave the driveway and would they mind lining up on the sidewalk and count to 30.

2 Cups: I wonder who accidently dialed my number.
4 Cups: I google phone numbers that show up on my caller ID just so I can know who called.

2 Cups: I facebook my friends about things I find on sale.
4 Cups: I buy extra of everything so my friends won't miss out.

2 Cups: I turn on a morning news show while I check my email.
4 Cups: I channel surf between 4 major news channels (so I don't miss anything) while I email, facebook, twitter from my laptop and play Words with Friends on my phone.

2 Cups: I "encourage" my children to do their chores.
4 Cups: I preach about cleanliness while running around the house like a banshee with the vacuum and a container of Clorox wipes.

2 Cups: I write a book review.
4 Cups: Well... I write things like this.

5 comments:

Angie Vik said...

Very cute. I'm not a coffee drinker so I don't get spurts of energy during the day. But I sure like to stay up late at night. Hope you're having a good week.

De'Etta @ Choosing Joy said...

This is very funny, Casey.

Angela Breidenbach said...

Casey, this is hilarious! Love it and, um, relate, roflol.

Angie Breidenbach

K.M. Weiland said...

I'm a one cupper a day gal. So far I've been successfully resisting the lure of sequel cups. Stop tempting me!

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